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SILVESTRO CANIO
"The Sicilian"

"Corporal...?"
"Canio, Silvestro"

  "All right, bring them in."

  "I've got a lot of family down there."

  "Alexander.  He wasn't a Sicilian like you or me.  There is no fire in our heaven to fall."

  "I know who betrayed you on Easter Sunday.  The new Priest.
Father Daldano was having his hair cut.  He is no Priest."

  "The barber.  The barber has always been on the payroll of the police."

  "Aren't you a bit young to be declaring war on Rome?"

  "Well, because of you I lost my stripes."

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KENT
"Talk Radio"

  "Ahhhhhhhahahaha...Okay, okay, now listen, I wanna, I wanna send that one out to
Diamond Dave, and Billy the bass player and all the babes at the Valley View Mall."

  "I can't believe I'm here, man."

  "I think she's dead."

  Excessive laughter...
 "Bare, man, your so funny man.  That's why I love to listen to your show, that's why all the kids
listen to you, man, plus, you know these goon push around, you know all the kids listen to you Bare.
You are the best thing on the radio!"

  "I made the whole thing up...hahahaha..."

  "No ones dead, Bare, come on. Look..."

  "You don't get it, wimp?  Here's what you get.  You get $1.59, you go down
to the drug store, buy yourself a pack of razor blades and slash
your fuckin' wrists, pinhead!"

  "Pleeeeeeeeaaaasssssseeeeee?"

  "You know, like that song by Megadeath....
(drumming on counter screeching out "Peace Sells)"

  "I don't know....Rock and Roll."

  "Get the fuck off me...fuck you son of a bitch.  Thank you Dallas.  Good night!"

as JOE

  "Yea, Barry.  I've been drivin' a cab now for about eleven years, met all kinds.  I know people."

  "What the hell you talkin' about?"

  "Sweet dreams, sweet heart."

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SIR GUY of GISBOURNE
"Robin Hood~Prince of Thieves"

  "Sir Guy of Gisbourne.  The sheriff's cousin."

  "Come on, damn you.  There are only three of them!"

  "Perhaps we could create a name for him.  Something to drive fear into
the hearts of the populace, maybe Loxlie the Lethal or Reeking Robin."
"Whatever"

  "We were....ambushed, cousin."

  "Where is your mate, the man they call Little?"

  "He has a companion, a dark skinned foreigner with marked face of Islam,
and he carries a Sarresan sword."

  "Yes...well this 'whelp' bested four of my men."

  "I tried...I tried"
"Cousin"
"I tried, I tried"
"Cousin, we must be strong.  We can't allow an outlaw to make fools of us.
And I can't allow a lieutenant to fail me."

  "Lucky he didn't steal your virtue as well.."

  "Might I have the pleasure of your name....before I have you run through?"

  "Friar!  You shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet."

  "You're not playing by the rules, boy.  Deer don't climb trees."

  "Why a spoon cousin?  Why not an ax, or a...."
"Because it's dull, you twit.  It'll hurt more."

  "Welcome home."

  "Milady"

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don ADRIAN de MOXICA
"1492~Conquest of Paradise"

  "These were our cousins, our friends, our countrymen.
But you say no revenge.  We will wash this in blood and now!"

  "For four years now, we are here.  We stay here.  Four years.  Because
we believed your promises.  But we find neither gold, nor your earthly paradise.
You and your brothers, you have failed, Senore Columbo."

  "He's lying.  Tell him... to put his hand on the table...like this."

  "Tell them, we know they are hiding the gold from us.
Tell them, this is how we treat theives and liars."

  "To the Governor...of the mosquitoes."

  "We don't need to know."

  "You want her?  **native word 'ehbeh'?***  Then you can have her."

Is this your new world, comandante?  If these animals wish to
learn savagery, we shall teach them."

  "You say this is an Indian vice.  I certainly don't see the
pleasure that would make this a sin."

  "Savegery is what monkeys understand.  You should have done the
same a long time ago, Don Christobar.  Your ways, they don't work."

  "My horse does no work."

  "Not my horse."

  "The monkey is lying.  Colon, you talk to much.  Here they are, we should kill them."

  "You know what will be said about this in Spain, don't you?"

  "You are nothing.  Your bastards will never inherit their titles.
No.  We....we are everything.  We are immortal."

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CAPTAIN ROCHEFORT
"The Three Musketeers"

  "Burn it."

  "Impressive"

  "Looking for me?"

  (a) "Mouseketeers! (yes he actually says mouse) By joint edict of
His Majesty the King Louis the Thirteenth and His Eminence
Cardinal Richelieu,the Musketeers are officially disbanded."
  (b) "In preparation for the coming war with England your ranks and commissions
are forthwith transferred to the Infantry.  You will be notified and told where
to report.  Until such time, return to your homes.
(one of the Musketeers asks who is going to protect the king)
  (c)  "The Cardinal's Guard have already assumed that responsibility."
  (d)  "You are ordered to disperse.  Should even one of you resist, the entire
corps will be arrested and imprisoned.  All for one and one for all."

  "On the contrary, you're right on time."

  "It's magnificent.  Where did you steal it?"

  "You are hereby ordered to surrender your tunics and your commissions
at once.  You can, of course, refuse, become outlaws, hunted men.
Why not come along quietly?  For old times sake."

  "You should know.  The three of you stood against me."

  "I collect swords, you see.  I take them from the men I've killed."

  "How pathetic.  Killed by the same man that killed his father.  Tsk tsk tsk."
"You killed my father?"
" Ah yes, as I will you"

  "And he can do that every time."

  "Idiot.  Like your father.  Take him below."

  "It would have given us an excuse to arrest them."

  "Let's see if you are as brave a man as your father was, and as foolish."

  "Your Eminence.  The Musketeers have been sited on the road to Calais."

  "Bold words, I look forward to ramming them down your throat."

  "Well, well.  One thing is certain.  You are no Musketeer."

  "I might have been mistaken."

  "Your Eminence."

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TOP DOLLAR
"The Crow"

"A boy and his bird.  Hum.  Awful touching."

  (a)"Well, well, well.  Devil's Night is upon us again.  Thought we'd throw a little party,
start a bunch of fires, make a little profit"
"I like the pretty lights"  laughter
"Problem is, it's all been done before, you see what I'm saying?"
"That's no reason to quit."
"Wrong, that's the best reason to quit.  The only reason to quit.  Man has an idea.
The idea attracts others, like minded.  The idea expands, the idea becomes an institution.
What was the idea?  You see, that's what's been bothering me boys.
When I tell you when I used to think about the idea itself, it  put a big ol' smile on my face."
  (b) "You see gentlemen, greed is for amateurs.  Disorder, chaos, anarchy.  Now that's fun!"
"What about Devil's Night?"
"What about it?  I started the first fires in this goddamn city.  Before I knew it every
charlatan and shit heel was imitating me.  You know what they got now?
Devil's Night greeting cards.  Isn't that precious.  The idea has become the institution, boys.
Time to move along."
"You don't want us to do 'light my fire' time for the whole city?"
"No."
  (c) "No, I want you to set a fire so goddman big the god's will  notice of us again,
that's what I'm saying.  I want all of you boys to be able look me straight in the eye
one more time and say 'Are we having fun or what?'  Hey you, what's your name?
Skank?  You don't feel that?"
"I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook."
"I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin hook.  Well, boy, your momma must be damn proud of you."

  "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."

  "A quick impression for you.  Caw caw, bang, fuck I'm dead!"

  "Well, well well.  It does seem to me that our little life has undergone a rather
significant change in the past few minutes, now  wouldn't you agree?
.......For a ghost you bleed just fine."

"Seems our friend T-Bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death."

  "He ain't no ghost"

  "I think we broke her."

  "Nobody cleared this little event with me."

  "All the power in the world resides in the eyes, fella.
Sometimes, they're more useful than the people that bear them."

  "My father's daughter.  That's right.  What's the matter, you don't see the resemblance?"

"Oh, for fuck's sake, die will ya?  Give me that thing.  (bang bang)  Thanks."

  "Awww, this is already boring the shit out of me.  Kill him!"

  "He winked at you?  Tsk.  Musicians."

  "Ooh, that had to hurt."

  "I like him already."

  "Um, yummy."

  "You know, my daddy used to say 'Every man's got a devil.  And you can't rest till you find him.'
What happened back there with you and your girlfriend....I cleared that building.
Hell, nothing in this town happens without my say-so.  So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding
plans there, friend.  But if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
You got a lot of spirit, son.  I am going to miss you."

  "Say hello to the last fella who wouldn't cooperate with me."

  "What is that?  Some sort of souvenir there from your pal?
I'll just keep it for good luck, what do you say?"

  "Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective
moment of silence for poor old Tin Tin **snoooort**"

  "Is that a natural catastrophe or act of God or something?  Call it my 'need to know'."

  "Maybe we ought to just video tape this and play it back in slow motion."

  "How the hell did that thing get in here?"

  "So you're him, huh?  The Avenger.  The killer of killers.  Nice outfit.
I'm not sure about the face, though."
"I just want him."
"Well, you can't have him."

Top Dollar falls down the roof of the church and cries:
  "Ouch!"

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CONWAY TWILL
"Dead Man"

"You ain't even old enough to smoke."

  "Pinto ain't...pinto ain't rightly a horse to fret much about, truth be told."

  "We ain't  trackin' no goddamn injuns, Cole.  I mean, uh, hell, Dickinson didn't
say nothin' 'bout trackin no goddamn injuns.  I mean, the boy's name is William Blake,
you know a lot of Indians, do ya, named William Blake?  I mean...'Howdy, Cheif Billy..."
"Did you hear something?"

  "Course, can't put much stock in a man who spends most
part of a conversation talkin' to a bear."

  "What you say there, Mr. Dickinson, sir?  I think maybe we ought
to start fresh in the mornin', I mean it's well afternoon now and
the time we get finished all packed up and..."

  "Ain't ya glad the sun kind of sets, prepares you like.  I mean, what if it  like went
out sudden, like say  blowin' out a candle or somethin', I mean.  You know,
one minute we're ridin' along, we can see everything and each other and boom,
next minute it's just pure and total darkness.  Scare the bejesus out of me."

  "Mother, father, parents, both of them.  Fucked 'em."

   "Look, he killed 'em.  He fucked 'em, he cooked 'em up, he ate 'em."

  "Tell you one thing though.  That uh...that there Blake fella keeps
on shootin' Marshals, I'll wind up liken' the bastard. "

  "You ever wish you were the moon?  Geeze, my Henry's cold.
Oh, come on.  My britches been open like that, how long?  We been ridin' a
couple days together, but Jesus, one of you fellas could have mention the fact..."
"Unsaddle your goddamn horses."

  "Some kind of telegram or somethin'?  What's that say?"

  "Tell you what there says, huh. It says some pelt wearin trapper...
some stinkin', bean suckin', possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward.
Can you believe this, huh? A damn pelt skinner."

  "Yeah, ain't we about more fucked than a whore at closin' time, huh?"

  "Anyhow, gettin' back to the beginning of the story...my...my grand daddy
came over from Scotland, you see, he was actually part of the 'muck' Twill clan.
The clan tartan was kind of gold and purple, if I remember correctly...I never wore
a lick of them myself.  Dropped the 'muck' part of the name and he decided come
out West, on account  he'd figured he'd get him more work and all.  How about
your family history there, Cole?  Let me guess.  Kind of figured for a German huh?
I mean, am I right?  Am I close?  Austrian?"
Bang

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PHILO GANT
"Strange Days"

  "I only know I've lost a friend.  A man of great courage,
which is more than I can say for most of us."

  "You go and have a glass of champagne, or six.
See you up there in a bit, help you ring in the New Year."

  "Tell you something else.  I 'll tell you this you fuck.   If she says she stays, you go.
You crawl back into your little cockroach hole or wherever it is the fuck you
came from and you never cross my vision again."

  "Let's go, darling, walk with me.  Happy New Year!"

  "Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."

  "I just say things once, baby, okay.  So we'll talk about that...later."

  "The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head."

  "I'd love to leave him alone if he'd stop coming around,
and you would just stop talking to him..."

  "You assume too much.  You assume there's something where there's nothing.
You assume that you have a life.  The fact is that you're just peddling pieces
of other peoples lives...and the broken parts of your own.."

  "Hands off."

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CAPTAIN ELGYN
"Alien 4~Resurrection"

  "Oh, two days bed and board.  You know, Vriess might want to snag a part here
or there.  Whatever, I mean, if it's not imposing."

  "I'm might take a wild guess here General, but I'm thinkin',
whatever you got goin' on here it, uh, ain't exactly approved by Congress?"

  "You know, no matter how many times you see it,
the sight of a woman all strapped up in a chair like that just..uh...."

  "She is severely fuckable, ain't she?"

  "What the hell is goin' on here?"

  "No shit.  How ya been?"

  "Yea.  I understand"

  "You're, uh, not about to plead poverty on me, are you General?"
"No, I'm just saying very few people deal in cash nowadays."
"Just the ones that don't like to keep business records, yourself for example."
"Drink, Elgyn?"
"Constantly."

  "You lie to me now little girl...I will cut your throat and
leave you here to die, do you understand me?"

  "Nice welcome, Perez.  What the hell is this?  What are you afraid,
the six of us are gonna hijack your damn ship, or what?"

  "You wanna tell us what this is?"

  "Good girl."

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FRANKIE McGREGOR
"Gunshy"

  "Just a little gunshy, that's all."

  "Pull and hold on, all right?"

  "I'm talkin' to you."

  "Now, that's where you're wrong, see.  These people don't got a story.  This is Atlantic City."

  "Where do you want me, hot stuff?"

  "I like to hear you say it."

  "You ask who I am?  I'm the wrath of God, Lew.  Do not tell me you weren't warned."

  "How many of 'em are you plannin' on spendin' at the bottom of a bottle?"

  "The only thing in this world that you'll ever really own
is the piece of ground the size of your shoes."

  "I never seen a guy in my whole life so willing to take pain as this guy, you know?"

  "I'm the one you count on, not him!"

  "Look not too long upon the fire, Jake."

  "What's wrong with you?"

  "When's the last time you got laid?"

  "Tried to take the bum out before I did.  Tried to do my job for me."

  Singing: "And if you don't love me you just leave me alone....
How ya doin', Pops?"

  "The ungraspable phantom of life."

  "Do I look like the kind of guy that reads thank you notes?"

"Let me ask you somethin'.  Do you think I'm dressed right for this place?"

  "You're gonna kill me, ain't ya, Pops?"

  "I'd have it done in a snap, if I felt like it."

"That's a lot of words for you, Plembton.  You might want to
stick to the ones you know, like fire bad, food good."

  "What, uh, what should I read next?  I'm lookin' for a good book to read, you know."

  "You wanna thank somebody, you thank 'em in person.  Or else you got no manners."

  "Don't tell me what I said."

  "That guy just up and left."

  "I'll feel what I wanna feel when I feel like it."

  "I couldn't run fast enough."

  "Fuckin'' your brains out all night ain't exactly a terrible feeling either there, Jake...."
"I love it when you talk like that."

"I've seen you when you've had no sleep.  You're a barrel of laughs."

  "This is my Melissa."

  "I'm a little lost."

  " 'Goodnight, landlord said I, you may go.  I turned in and never slept better in my life'.
 That's good.  That's good.  Good writer, this guy, huh?.  Good chapter that one there,
with Ishmael and the cannibal, I like that.  Wish I read this stuff a long time ago, I tell ya."

  "I get off on tellin' anybody what's what.  The guy's standin' there droolin
with his pants around his ankles, you're an idiot...you don't call him a genius.
I mean, otherwise, what's the point?"

  "I don't get it."

  "I want to be your friend, come on."
"Got a lot of friends, do ya, Frankie"
"No, not that many, really."
" Why you think that is?"
"I don't know, never really thought about it before.  Bad luck or something."
"There's another reason."
"Yea, what's that?"
"You scare people."

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GARY SONEJI
"Along Came a Spider"

" You tuned into me Dr. Cross?  Sounds like Alice Pereski of WMKW Action News is."
"Gary Soneji?"
"That'll do for now."

  "Unlisted numbers, come on Alex, there's no such thing.  It's all out there in the air.
You just have to know how to grab it.  Hey, how do you feel about my kidnapping being
bigger news than your little tragedy there with Jim Gelway? You know you really oughta give
an interview about what happened that night.  You know what they say about sharing your pain,
it's very cathartic."
"Thanks but I'm doing okay."
"Well, see now that's good to hear.  That's very good.  I thought for a while there you wouldn't
be able to get your act back together and that would have been a great shame"

  "I've been planning for a long long time invovling you with the fate of our little Miss Muffet."
"Megan.  Do you have trouble saying her name"
"Laughs....First thing repoir...laughs....is that hostage negotiations 101?  Now come on Alex,
you can do better than that, can't ya?.  You think you're gonna disect me in three blinks of an eye?
 I'm not that easy.  But with a little patience, and little help, you  just might profile me to a tee."

"They say that when I die, the case will die.  They say it will be like a book that I close.
 But the book, it will never close."
"Very poetic.  What the hell is it."
"I've left you something for your visit with the Rose's tonight.  You'll find it in your cold
corrugated mailbox.  Time to get back to work, Dr. Cross."

  "Megan, you're the most opinionated girl in my class.  Think you got that from your mom?"

  "Just promise me you're gonna behave yourself, okay?"

"Hello?"

"Allright, be right there."

"Shhh, this will keep you warn, there you go.  Now, Megan you promised me you were
going to behave yourself.  Because of you, what you done that man is dead.  Now...promise me,
promise me you're gonna be a good little girl, okay? Say yes, Mr. Sonej.  Say yes, Mr. Soneji.
"Yes, Mr. Soneji"
"Okay.... now let's go have that cup of tea."

  "I'm, I'm a little concerned, Alex.  I'm a little, I'm a little worried that you, you don't
really care to understand me anymore, that you won't paint an accurate portrait.
And I need you to convince me that I'm wrong."
"Well, in order to do that, we're gonning to have to talk about Megan Rose."
"No, no, bargaining, Alex, no cheap interrogation techniques.  It's tranasparent and it's
clumsy . This is between me and you.  I want you to see, I want you to look inside here
and tell me what the fuck you see."

  "I'm a gift to you, Alex.  I'm a gift to you.  And you are beyond pitiful if you can not understand that.
I'm living proof that a mind...a mind is a terrible thing."

  "So, in your opinion doctor, were my actions triggered by nature...or nurture."

  "She's trapped on my boat, Alex, isn't that right?  Maybe she's stuck in a
warehouse somewhere, floating in a river, swinging from the end of a rope, buried alive."
 

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ARMOND DORLEAC
"Count of Monte Cristo"

"Welcome Monsieur Dantes.  I am Armond Dorleac, the warden of the Chateau d'If"

"Innocent?"
"Yes"
"I know.  I really do know."
"You mock me?"
"No, my dear Dantes.  I know perfectly well that you are innocent.  Why else would you be here?
If you were truly guilty, there are a hundred prisons in France where they would lock you away.
But, Chateau d'If is where they put the ones they're ashamed of.
Let's have a look at your quarters now, shall we?"

"'God will give me justice.'  People are always trying to motivate themselves.
Or they keep calendars.  But soon they loose interest, or they die..."
"There's a window"
"...and all I'm left with is a rather unsightly wall, I'm afraid.  So, I have concieved of  another way to
help our prisoners keep track of time.  Every year, on the anniversary of their imprisonment,
we hurt them.  Usually just a simple beating, really.  Although, on their first day here,
in your case, today, I like to do something rather special.  And if you're thinking just now,
'Why me, oh God?'...the answer is, God has nothing to do with it.
In fact, God is never in France this time of year.

"Has it really been four years, Deleas...For Donton?  What is his name again?"

"Allright.  Let's make a bargain, shall we?
You ask God for help and I'll stop the moment he shows up."

"Happy Anniversary, Dantes..."

"Until next year."

"Come on, come on,  I haven't got all day.  Actually I do.
Ha ha...I've got...ha ha...I've got...ha ha... all the time in the world...hahahaha

"Heavenly Father, we bequeth to you these remains of your humble servant,
whatever his name was.  God, I'm so bored."

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SCROOP
"Treasure Planet"
"Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business."

  "Maybe your ears don't work so well"

  "Any last words, cabin boy."

  "Why you imputent little"

  "I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost.  His lifeline was not secured."

  "The boy was sniffing about."

  "Transparently."

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These files are saved at 22kps so the quality is a bit shaky. In order to get the CD quality sound I wished for, it would be 175kps and that would take up LOTS of space and FOREVER to load.

All above sound clips were captured by me from movies I own.
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